Roger ver. 2.0 ([info]faded_zoot_suit) wrote,

The hills have eyes remake...

Really good. But its a remake! Don't care. But it doesn't really add anything new, its just corporate repackaging! Don't care But Sean will hate it and may punch you in the balls! Don't. Care.

Some remakes are ok, some remakes are terrible. Planet of the apes was horrid-horrid-awful-bad. I liked the Dawn of the dead remake because i like zombies. I liked the Texas chainsaw massacre because it had a chainsaw. I'm really easy to please.

I like THHE remake because i like it when unfortunate things happen to other people. I am a viscious, angry, selfish, mean person. Not only is a small family beset by horrible mutant cannibals, but they are beset by horrible mutant cannibals in ther new mexico desert where its 100 degrees. YES. How can you not love that? "Oh no i am so miserable there is no airconditioning! how can things get worse! Oh, look a bunch of hideous nuclear freaks has killed a family memember!"

The best part is, as you watch this family go from terrified to resolute, you realize, there is a viscious, angry, selfish, mean person in all of us. The kind of person who would not hesitate to bludgeon someone to death with a louisville slugger. Road rage, baby. That's what I am all about. And that is what the movie is all about. Except for the whole people eating thing, there really isn't much difference in the cruelty of the mutants and the cruelty of the family. And don't give me that but they started it, it was self defense blah blah bullshit. They made a guy explode and they enjoyed it

I enjoy a good movie about what a terrible person i am. My soul screams out for blood! and THHE delivers. So, if you are willing to admit you are terrible, go see this film. I'm not sayin i wish horrible freak mutants on anyone, but, i mean, if its going to happen, i'd like there to be popcorn.

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[info]faded_zoot_suit

March 13 2006, 17:45:54 UTC 6 years ago

me and shelly are going tonight at six, if you want in

[info]horgh

March 13 2006, 17:50:23 UTC 6 years ago

As you and I have similar film tastes, I'm going to have to see this.

[info]flash1087

March 13 2006, 21:39:32 UTC 6 years ago

You already know how I feel about remakes.

[info]worldofilth

March 14 2006, 00:03:35 UTC 6 years ago

I actually liked the planet of the apes remake because i like non-CGI creature features. and apes. i like apes.

i do want to see this movie, but eh, remakes are lame and pointless, one of my problems is people dont' even know that half of these movies are remakes :/
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